Natural Response

The beautiful brown girl with the

Heartbreaker eyes and full lips is relaying

The story of the rude man at the ferry

That lugged a glob

Of spit

Only an inch from her shoe.

“That’s disgusting.”

A resounding chorus from all who were listening

Until the white lady with the

“May I speak to your MAN-A-GER” haircut

Rolls her eyes.

“You know who are really disgusting?

Those fucking ‘GINESE’ people.

They should go back where they came from,

Instead of pissing on our WALLS

And speaking their CHING CHONG CHANG.”

Miss, I’ll have you know,

That my CHING CHONG CHANG is

A play on Broadway,

While your BADA BING BADA BOOM

Is reality television for the inbred.

My yellow skin is tougher than your lily petals.

My squinty eyes see more than your baby blues.

And my “quiet” mouth is at least able to

Correctly pronounce the name

Of the country

You can thank for most of the things

You waste your ‘MERICAN money on.

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