The beautiful brown girl with the
Heartbreaker eyes and full lips is relaying
The story of the rude man at the ferry
That lugged a glob
Of spit
Only an inch from her shoe.
“That’s disgusting.”
A resounding chorus from all who were listening
Until the white lady with the
“May I speak to your MAN-A-GER” haircut
Rolls her eyes.
“You know who are really disgusting?
Those fucking ‘GINESE’ people.
They should go back where they came from,
Instead of pissing on our WALLS
And speaking their CHING CHONG CHANG.”
Miss, I’ll have you know,
That my CHING CHONG CHANG is
A play on Broadway,
While your BADA BING BADA BOOM
Is reality television for the inbred.
My yellow skin is tougher than your lily petals.
My squinty eyes see more than your baby blues.
And my “quiet” mouth is at least able to
Correctly pronounce the name
Of the country
You can thank for most of the things
You waste your ‘MERICAN money on.
